unemployment sucks but friends make it better.
thanks to my bffls who have been listening to me whine for over a month now.
today an older man asked me who designed it?
i said: what? my outfit?
he said: nah honey, your body?
Will I Am Flashing in my head: baby where you get that body from?
getting on the Kendrick Lamar bandwagon::
tanning in my backyard in the middle of october
im not the only one mad about no nutella in my house.
daddys pissed too
Houston we have a problem.
THERE IS NO NUTELLA IN MY HOUSE@@!!!
need a playlist to get you and your partner in the mood? play a soundtrack from any movie in the 70s, that’ll do the trick.
boogie nights soundtrack. mark wahlberg as a porn star. I’m hot