Spillin the beanz.

hair flip

unemployment sucks but friends make it better. 

thanks to my bffls who have been listening to me whine for over a month now. 

today an older man asked me who designed it? 

i said: what? my outfit?

he said: nah honey, your body?

Will I Am Flashing in my head: baby where you get that body from? 

getting on the Kendrick Lamar bandwagon::

Poetic Justice

yes

tanning in my backyard in the middle of october

#lifeoftheunemployed

im not the only one mad about no nutella in my house. 

daddys pissed too

Houston we have a problem. 

THERE IS NO NUTELLA IN MY HOUSE@@!!!

WTF

need a playlist to get you and your partner in the mood? play a soundtrack from any movie in the 70s, that’ll do the trick. 

boogie nights soundtrack. mark wahlberg as a porn star. I’m hot